Tuesday, September 11, 2001

Speaking of both cannibals and cannibis, that reminds me...

When Tommy, Rusty, Danny and Stephanie McG., and I went to the Memphis in May thingamabob, one of the many zany characters strung out on drugs who came up to us saying crazy things that night had mentioned something about someone stealing his "dank." We, not being the kind of people to know much about drug-related things, or the crazy lingo these darn kids use nowadays, puzzled over what this "dank" must have been slang for. Then, not too long ago, I read a news article somewhere about a guy who'd been arrested for killing a couple of his friends and some other people so that he could find out what eating people was like. He was high from using dank heavily at the time, which the article explained is actually enbalming fluid that marijuana is dipped into. Mystery solved. And maybe it's a good thing for us that guy at Memphis in May hadn't had his dank.


Sorry Ray, I'd watch your show, but it comes on at the same time as that show where the vampire fights the lawyers.

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