IT

In case anyone's wondering what they were making fun of on tonight's South Park with Mr. Garrison's super-vehicle, it's this super-secret invention that will allegedly revolutionize the lives of every man, woman, and child on earth. Amazon.com has IT listed, even though they don't know what IT is yet. I've been following the ridiculously unbelievable hype for months now with curiosity. While I suppose there's a possibility IT might live up to some tiny amount of the hype, I expect IT is more likely to give us all a small bit of amusement for a while before we go on with our completely unchanged lives. (Though, as I told Tommy, it would be cool if IT turned out to be an anti-gravity skateboard like the one Michael J. Fox uses in the future.)