Friday, January 31, 2003


Missed your birthday. Happy happy! To go with the Kikkoman links, check out some shawnimals.

Thursday, January 30, 2003


You wish you knew.

Either I told you that puberty is a kind of potato chip, or you are reading my mind.

Puberty is a brand of potato chips.

Wednesday, January 29, 2003

I was having dreams of sugar pastries...

I don't know when the next Rusty Spell show is, but all my fans are awaiting me, I'm sure. Not hungry enough to buy my new records, of course, but at least peckish.

What's really amazing is that Kikkoman looks like Noby, loin cloth and all. Most of you haven't seen Noby since he died and rose from the dead (only to remain just as silent), but his head looks like a fish now.

Thanks for everyone's many happy returns, especially Nyleva who brings her warm beauty to the cold robot once again.


I finally listened to the Kikkoman songs, and it's amazing how 'nickuS like a song it is. With Noby singing, of course.

Kiska says Happy Birthday, too.

(Actually, Kiska says 'woof woof,' but that translates to happy birthday da-dee.)

Rubby Bulbs, 28, etc.

That ain't worth Kangaroo Jack

Happy Birthday, Rust-a-roo.

Krunk it up.
Happy Birthday, Rusty Spell.

Presents await you in Austin.

I'm da luv.

Tuesday, January 28, 2003

You know...

As I was watching that Kikkoman clip, I was actually thinking, "Gee, this would be an interesting song to hear Rusty do a cover of."
I hope you're going to wear that attractive loincloth in your show

But you may have to participate in a shavedown first, and that may traumatize the children.

When is the next Rusty Spell show, anyway?
Show me. Show you.

Everyone listen for my cover of "Kikkoman" at the next Rusty Spell show. I'll let someone else do "Banana and Shrimp," because I am not foolish.

Monday, January 27, 2003

Destroy all foreign sauces

English version of "Fight! Kikkoman"

Spinoff starring Banana and Shrimp

The nearest thing to an explanation I could find
not about the dead

Though there is some fish imagery in here. Check this website out. I really don't know what to say. It helps if you have sound.

Friday, January 24, 2003

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

We have a blog? Oh yeah... that's right.

Now let's not jump to any conclusions here... Nell Carter could actually be sucking up Hell's goldfish with a vacuum. (Or perhaps being sucked up into a vacuum by Hell's goldfish.) Or she could be sucking up reincarnated goldfish with a vacuum in her next reincarnation. Or she could be sucking up the ghosts of goldfish with the ghost of a vacuum while wandering the earth as a ghost. Lots of possibilities there.
We See Dead People

Thank goodness celebrities die, or else this no one would ever post to the Blog.
yes, she's sucking up heaven's goldfish with a vacuum hose.

people should read more google entertainment news.

Thursday, January 23, 2003

Huh? Did Nell Carter die?

Gimme a Break!
may she rest in peace

joey lawrence on hearing the news: "woah!"

Saturday, January 18, 2003

What's Happenin'!!!

I realized the other night that the central moment in my life was the episode of What's Happenin'!!! when Rerun bootlegged the Doobie Brothers concert and his tape player fell out when he was dancing on the front row.

Friday, January 17, 2003

We Defy Gravity at Graceland

Tuesday, January 14, 2003

The Bunnies May Be Dead, But The Robot Is Living

This is the longest week of my life. The proof is, it's still Tuesday. Waking up early screws me up.

Wednesday, January 08, 2003

no no, robot, don't die!

See some pictures here, instead.

Some samples:


Oh, and the author's explanation.

Friday, January 03, 2003

Happy 2003

From all of us at the Almost-Dead Robot to all of you... happy new year.